11-23-2022, 08:09 AM
I got the comic assassination blues:
Bugs Bunny is dead
murdered in cold blood
by Elmer J. Fudd
another moment of dread.
Someone tell me it’s not true.
Hassan-i Sabbah fed Elmer on dreams
hashish made him a parrot
70 virgins to furrow.
Bugs left his burrow
smelling a quiche made of carrot.
Elmer’s shotgun silenced his screams.
Another dark day for the Toon in us,
so many martyred tripsters.
In his mountain fastness
grows Hassan’s evil vastness.
These colorful happy hipsters
cut down in the prime of their looniness.
First Sylvester, then Tweety, and Porky too
killed by drug-crazed Yosemite Sam.
That vicious old prophet!
How can we stop it?
He’s a murderous sham
but I’ve got an end for his malefic coup:
From Walt Disney’s immortal animation
We recruit Snow White
and Jiminy Cricket
it’s just the ticket
an atom bomb in a kite
fitting end to Hassan: nuclear damnation.
Bugs Bunny is dead
murdered in cold blood
by Elmer J. Fudd
another moment of dread.
Someone tell me it’s not true.
Hassan-i Sabbah fed Elmer on dreams
hashish made him a parrot
70 virgins to furrow.
Bugs left his burrow
smelling a quiche made of carrot.
Elmer’s shotgun silenced his screams.
Another dark day for the Toon in us,
so many martyred tripsters.
In his mountain fastness
grows Hassan’s evil vastness.
These colorful happy hipsters
cut down in the prime of their looniness.
First Sylvester, then Tweety, and Porky too
killed by drug-crazed Yosemite Sam.
That vicious old prophet!
How can we stop it?
He’s a murderous sham
but I’ve got an end for his malefic coup:
From Walt Disney’s immortal animation
We recruit Snow White
and Jiminy Cricket
it’s just the ticket
an atom bomb in a kite
fitting end to Hassan: nuclear damnation.