04-29-2022, 05:35 AM
When In Need
Forks, and knives, and kitchen ware-
got plenty of those things to spare.
Pillows, blankets, even sheets-
without 'em I'd still fall asleep.
All of my yard implements
aren't required instruments-
they only help me cut the grass
but they don't get me off my ass.
In matters of true urgency,
when it's a real emergency,
there ain't no time to call a plumber-
gotta find that goddamn plunger.
Forks, and knives, and kitchen ware-
got plenty of those things to spare.
Pillows, blankets, even sheets-
without 'em I'd still fall asleep.
All of my yard implements
aren't required instruments-
they only help me cut the grass
but they don't get me off my ass.
In matters of true urgency,
when it's a real emergency,
there ain't no time to call a plumber-
gotta find that goddamn plunger.