04-28-2022, 07:18 AM
Gash and Gary
I blame the Duke, of what it matters not–
of Athens, Erl, or jazzy Dixieland–
he and his minions always take a hand
in vishery and bilgary and plot.
O, that his handsome Duchess only got
some sense to read my dotes and understand
what dastard missonance His Grace has planned
for her tute quate and earl-y brimming tot.
It’s code, all code, my dreamel dreary doll,
unquantiful without its pripper key!
Give heed, and if you cant at least send cash.
Your servant savant bregs you to caul Sol
before, beaftertude, too leat to see
what urks the Duke, he rancers with a gash!
I blame the Duke, of what it matters not–
of Athens, Erl, or jazzy Dixieland–
he and his minions always take a hand
in vishery and bilgary and plot.
O, that his handsome Duchess only got
some sense to read my dotes and understand
what dastard missonance His Grace has planned
for her tute quate and earl-y brimming tot.
It’s code, all code, my dreamel dreary doll,
unquantiful without its pripper key!
Give heed, and if you cant at least send cash.
Your servant savant bregs you to caul Sol
before, beaftertude, too leat to see
what urks the Duke, he rancers with a gash!
Non-practicing atheist