04-07-2022, 09:07 AM
Today's sermon was supposed to be
preached by the Lord God Himself,
but someody (Agnes) failed to remember
that the Almighty is off today.
So, following His Holy Example
to take a breather on the 7th day,
we shall take observance of such,
and commence 30 minutes of shut eye.
Brother Jimmy will make sure that restless
kids don't fool around with the holy water,
and Sister Agnes will double-check
with the Lord for his next availablity.
With that, take some good rest, and God bless;
half of you were half asleep anyhow.
preached by the Lord God Himself,
but someody (Agnes) failed to remember
that the Almighty is off today.
So, following His Holy Example
to take a breather on the 7th day,
we shall take observance of such,
and commence 30 minutes of shut eye.
Brother Jimmy will make sure that restless
kids don't fool around with the holy water,
and Sister Agnes will double-check
with the Lord for his next availablity.
With that, take some good rest, and God bless;
half of you were half asleep anyhow.