11-08-2021, 04:45 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-08-2021, 08:18 PM by RiverNotch.)
Stray Proverbs
1
Affection has its uses.
2
Romance is nothing more
than a tedious night's journey,
a pointless series of fights,
an irritating dance,
an exercise in pain,
and the promise of maternal
torture. Better to be spayed
than to have sex.
3
Mates are not meant to be kept.
Nor are litters.
4
The dying offer tastes
better than the dead,
but beware: an old woman's pity
is a young fool's pride.
5
Streets were made to be walked,
cars to be climbed,
roofs to be rattled---
birds were made to be hunted,
rats to be toyed with,
dogs to be scarred.
6
Above all things, freedom,
and above that, the moon.
1
Affection has its uses.
2
Romance is nothing more
than a tedious night's journey,
a pointless series of fights,
an irritating dance,
an exercise in pain,
and the promise of maternal
torture. Better to be spayed
than to have sex.
3
Mates are not meant to be kept.
Nor are litters.
4
The dying offer tastes
better than the dead,
but beware: an old woman's pity
is a young fool's pride.
5
Streets were made to be walked,
cars to be climbed,
roofs to be rattled---
birds were made to be hunted,
rats to be toyed with,
dogs to be scarred.
6
Above all things, freedom,
and above that, the moon.