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[TranquillityBase]

Certainty is hell.
Creative Certainty is a Walking Smile.

Everything you're doing, that seems a little off: It is off.
You can convince yourself of anything. I'm not you. I'm somebody else.

Take your hand, swipe it diagonally in front of your chest every time you're not sure, or something seems a little off. Swipe the air and think about it. Cut with your hand, and look at what you cut. If anybody looks at you funny, wonder why they're wasting their precious energy looking at you moving your godgiven hand, and wonder about those . . . people. And don't be paranoid. 

The next time you find yourself reacting to something as if it were weird, say, in a british accent "Was I born yesterday?"

If nothing is weird to you, you have understanding.

The future belongs to the volunteers.

"The world is quiet here."
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I sit at my tent at night. And there is god, and gods, and no god. Under the stars.
And there's feeling.

This much is going on my bulletin board just above my communication portal.

But it seems to me "If everything is weird, then you have understanding."  Then again, I seem to understand almost nothing, so maybe you are right.  On the other hand, my significant Other seems to understand everything.  It's hard to compete with that.