Three short poems Based on the uLTIMAT PrinceaPAL

[dukealien]

In a similar vein (and because it's unlikely to see the light of day in its proper context):

MOUT Reflection

Slow is Smooth,
Smooth is Fast,
Fast is Rough,
Rough is Slow,

"MOUT" in an acronym for Military Operations in Urban Terrain, the first two lines are a maxim of the trade, the others are mine.

Another source (if I'm interpreting the game correctly) is A. Bertram Chandler's "Liberty Hall" welcome which comes in several degrees of freedom(g):

minimum version:

This is Liberty Hall:
You can spit on the mat
and call the cat a bastard.

near-maximum version:

This is Liberty Hall:
You can spit on the cat
and call the mate a bastard.