05-06-2021, 11:52 PM
Dear duke, I have stolen your idea, and admit to the crime, below:
I put my laundry in the dryer
then returned to a moment of reverie
to read up on some history...
... battle axes blasting shields slammed
swift swishing swords sung a cling-clanging
charge! the crushing tanks cranked and kerchunked
as anti-aircraft chatter clat-clattered
rattling gattling guns tatted
thudding hooves fast approaching
then a thunder blast of a blunderbuss
right in my face AWAKE!
... it's those goddamn tennis balls
thumping on the dryer walls
I put my laundry in the dryer
then returned to a moment of reverie
to read up on some history...
... battle axes blasting shields slammed
swift swishing swords sung a cling-clanging
charge! the crushing tanks cranked and kerchunked
as anti-aircraft chatter clat-clattered
rattling gattling guns tatted
thudding hooves fast approaching
then a thunder blast of a blunderbuss
right in my face AWAKE!
... it's those goddamn tennis balls
thumping on the dryer walls