04-06-2021, 08:41 AM
Cow pats by William Curdsworth
I staggered drunken as a skunk
that falls flat faced o'er tit and ass
when all at once I saw the cows
a herd of flaming biomass
Across the field, through the trees
Pissing and shitting in the breeze.
Continuous as the calf's that came
And suckled on their milky teats,
They stretched a never-ending claim
beneath their mothers steady feet
Ten bullocks saw I at a glance,
Tossing heads and taking their chance.
I staggered drunken as a skunk
that falls flat faced o'er tit and ass
when all at once I saw the cows
a herd of flaming biomass
Across the field, through the trees
Pissing and shitting in the breeze.
Continuous as the calf's that came
And suckled on their milky teats,
They stretched a never-ending claim
beneath their mothers steady feet
Ten bullocks saw I at a glance,
Tossing heads and taking their chance.
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out