11-30-2019, 04:22 PM
Evenings at the park
I play ball
NOW!
You take me to park
I yelp as I go
jumpu doggu even
because I can't believe I play ball
NOW!
Oooooooooohhhhhhh the grass
Oooooooooohhhhhh the stones
Oooooooooohhhhhh some other doog has pooed
I examine it later, I can see
BALL IN AIR!
Gracefully it swirls, like pulled by the strings
of gravity, parabolic arc described by y = x*tan(theta) - 0.5g*x^2/cos^2(theta)
unless you're correcting for relativity, or the variation of gravity with height, the calculation should be fine
assuming no air friction.
I am a sage when the ball is in the air,
at one with the minds of old...
IT FALL! I GRAB! What this... A HUSKY!!!
Raarff! Raarf!! I bite...DON'T TAKE MY BALL!
YIPEE.....MY HOOMAN THROW BALL IN AIR AGAIN...
I leap through the clean air, breathe in the spring
like dogs of long ago, traipsing through the thaw
with mastodons and men,
huddling around the fire in the evening. Then the old gods came,
Anubis, Seth, then the....
IT FALL! I GRAB! What this... A HUSKY!!!
Raarff! Raarf!! I bite...DON'T TAKE MY BALL!
I play ball
NOW!
You take me to park
I yelp as I go
jumpu doggu even
because I can't believe I play ball
NOW!
Oooooooooohhhhhhh the grass
Oooooooooohhhhhh the stones
Oooooooooohhhhhh some other doog has pooed
I examine it later, I can see
BALL IN AIR!
Gracefully it swirls, like pulled by the strings
of gravity, parabolic arc described by y = x*tan(theta) - 0.5g*x^2/cos^2(theta)
unless you're correcting for relativity, or the variation of gravity with height, the calculation should be fine
assuming no air friction.
I am a sage when the ball is in the air,
at one with the minds of old...
IT FALL! I GRAB! What this... A HUSKY!!!
Raarff! Raarf!! I bite...DON'T TAKE MY BALL!
YIPEE.....MY HOOMAN THROW BALL IN AIR AGAIN...
I leap through the clean air, breathe in the spring
like dogs of long ago, traipsing through the thaw
with mastodons and men,
huddling around the fire in the evening. Then the old gods came,
Anubis, Seth, then the....
IT FALL! I GRAB! What this... A HUSKY!!!
Raarff! Raarf!! I bite...DON'T TAKE MY BALL!

