10-18-2019, 10:39 PM
Tribal Limericks
A robot who wished to imbibe
rum punch with a guest of his tribe
was knocked to the ground
for punning around
but quite failed to process the gibe.
Two termites attempting to fly
found they couldn’t, and didn’t know why.
They found that they could
after munching more wood:
it’s a mating flight (and then they die).
Fame and sympathy followed Menchu
for her story of sorrows she knew -
but she was a composite
her author would posit
for cash, after downing a few.
A robot who wished to imbibe
rum punch with a guest of his tribe
was knocked to the ground
for punning around
but quite failed to process the gibe.
Two termites attempting to fly
found they couldn’t, and didn’t know why.
They found that they could
after munching more wood:
it’s a mating flight (and then they die).
Fame and sympathy followed Menchu
for her story of sorrows she knew -
but she was a composite
her author would posit
for cash, after downing a few.
Non-practicing atheist