04-27-2019, 09:43 PM
Celebrity
My agent calls me brilliant
more than he says “hello,”
my wife, number five I think,
is perfect in her rehearsed
laughter, silences and orgasms,
and my echo greets me daily
in a mansion, safely behind
ten foot high metal fence,
with sharp ends that remind me
of Shark Week.
Autographs flow from me quicker
than blood, as long as everyone
remembers that nothing in this life is free.
My agent calls me brilliant
more than he says “hello,”
my wife, number five I think,
is perfect in her rehearsed
laughter, silences and orgasms,
and my echo greets me daily
in a mansion, safely behind
ten foot high metal fence,
with sharp ends that remind me
of Shark Week.
Autographs flow from me quicker
than blood, as long as everyone
remembers that nothing in this life is free.
Time is the best editor.