NaPM April 20th 2019
#3
Fools, Drunks, and (Motor) Babies


Outside my window, rightward,
this big twenty-something guy
swings his legs from where he sits
atop a Japanese sedan’s hindquarters
looking down with interest on
a shoebox-sized, red-and-yellow Jeep.

At some point he’ll decide
to ride it. That’s the downside
of hyper-battery technology:

neighbors have already streaked around
on electric micro-motorcycles
at astonishing velocities–
they looked as if they’d gripped
a bulky, whining roller-skate
with their fundaments.

None’s been injured so far, not
for want of trying.

You really can't make this stuff up.  One look out my front window, and God's got his work cut out for him today.
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NaPM April 20th 2019 - by Quixilated - 04-20-2019, 05:09 AM
RE: NaPM April 20th 2019 - by Richard - 04-21-2019, 12:25 AM
RE: NaPM April 20th 2019 - by dukealien - 04-21-2019, 08:41 AM
RE: NaPM April 20th 2019 - by CRNDLSM - 04-22-2019, 05:27 AM
RE: NaPM April 20th 2019 - by billy - 04-22-2019, 10:18 AM
RE: NaPM April 20th 2019 - by RiverNotch - 06-05-2019, 07:38 PM



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