04-11-2019, 08:33 PM
I went to the doctor last night
First time in fifteen years.
My wife made me go, she said,
"3 days with a fever over a hundred,
Just go to this doctor hell give you some
Tamaflu." So I walk in, the place was empty,
I'm a little loopy, and I shout at the reception,
"My wife thinks I have the flu, I probably
Have the flu, she said go here they'll give me tamaflu
I hope it's not the flu, I hate the flu!"
That's all fine and dandy, the doctor hears me out.
3 days is too late for tamaflu, it only cuts symptoms
If taken within 48 hours, just Tylenol and wait it out.
"We can test for the flu, 450$" "well let's do it, just
For verification that it's the flu, cause what if it's not?
If my wife says anything about the price, well
'''you told me to go there!"
Ten minutes later...
Well, it's not the flu.
(No telling how sick I am, just so glad it's not the flu!)
First time in fifteen years.
My wife made me go, she said,
"3 days with a fever over a hundred,
Just go to this doctor hell give you some
Tamaflu." So I walk in, the place was empty,
I'm a little loopy, and I shout at the reception,
"My wife thinks I have the flu, I probably
Have the flu, she said go here they'll give me tamaflu
I hope it's not the flu, I hate the flu!"
That's all fine and dandy, the doctor hears me out.
3 days is too late for tamaflu, it only cuts symptoms
If taken within 48 hours, just Tylenol and wait it out.
"We can test for the flu, 450$" "well let's do it, just
For verification that it's the flu, cause what if it's not?
If my wife says anything about the price, well
'''you told me to go there!"
Ten minutes later...
Well, it's not the flu.
(No telling how sick I am, just so glad it's not the flu!)
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches