NaPM April 7th 2019

[dukealien]

Jodius


Caesar was every girl’s boy!
Caesar was every man’s toy!
Brutus was Julius’ boy!
Brutus stuck him where it hurt!
Brutus left him in the dirt!
Caesar was dead when he left!
Caesar was burnt when you left!
Take it on down now - 1, 2, 3, 4, go, to... HADES!

  - Republican/conspiratorial cadence call at Philippi,
  responses (“You’re right!”) assumed

But seriously, how did Romans count cadence without Anglo-Saxon monosyllables for 1-4?  "Sinister" and "dexter" would be even worse...