This is part of a series I've been posting here since September, all with the same thread title. For your convenience (especially since the first time someone gave feedback):
'Our bitch is a babymama again'
Dogs don't yelp from tooth decay:
What they eat don't cloy.
They'll eat shit, for all they care.
Leave a fissure in the gate,
They'll run out to meat---
Beg from neighbors, chase the strays.
'Tragedy at the kennel'
I don't want a woman with big breasts.
When our babes bite into her nips,
they might hurt so much
she eats them.
But who am I to judge?
I like 'em young too.
PS typing all this out on my phone is cancer
PPS lightly edited: changed third line from 'of water on the driveway' to that posted above.
'Our bitch is a babymama again'
Dogs don't yelp from tooth decay:
What they eat don't cloy.
They'll eat shit, for all they care.
Leave a fissure in the gate,
They'll run out to meat---
Beg from neighbors, chase the strays.
'Tragedy at the kennel'
I don't want a woman with big breasts.
When our babes bite into her nips,
they might hurt so much
she eats them.
But who am I to judge?
I like 'em young too.
PS typing all this out on my phone is cancer
PPS lightly edited: changed third line from 'of water on the driveway' to that posted above.