NaPM April 25, 2018

[Todd]

Dating My Best Friend’s Ex

First consider what to do
with your hands, you must
hold the grenade firmly.
This will fix the striker in place
and prevent any premature
consequences. The proper
level of pressure and touch
will determine what lights the fuse.
Slip your finger into the pin,
and remove the ring (if one
exists) with a twisting motion.
If there’s no ring there’s no
commitment to safety. Hurl
the grenade like you would
a baseball—though this isn’t a game.
for children or the inexperienced.
Take cover and wait 

for the inevitable 

explosion.