04-10-2018, 12:24 AM
handle with care
this is a technically advanced product,
with an extraordinary range
and reliable, repeated ejection,
designed for soft targets.
please note that there are laws
impeding its sale
in zones of political instability.
see the foot notes
for explanation and contact us
directly for further information
on ways of evasion.
it is illegal to use the item
for crime.
its purpose is defense
and protection against the vast numbers
of other customers.
clean the product regularly, and keep the parts
away from infants younger than 36 months
who might suffocate by swallowing them.
do not dry any component in the microwave.
the backlash is considerable
and increases the probability of spilling...
therefore do not use it
while you drink hot coffee.
the product might be hazardous to health
and possibly lethal to humans,
even children above the age of 3.
we distance ourselves completely
from all kinds
of improper handling.
this is a technically advanced product,
with an extraordinary range
and reliable, repeated ejection,
designed for soft targets.
please note that there are laws
impeding its sale
in zones of political instability.
see the foot notes
for explanation and contact us
directly for further information
on ways of evasion.
it is illegal to use the item
for crime.
its purpose is defense
and protection against the vast numbers
of other customers.
clean the product regularly, and keep the parts
away from infants younger than 36 months
who might suffocate by swallowing them.
do not dry any component in the microwave.
the backlash is considerable
and increases the probability of spilling...
therefore do not use it
while you drink hot coffee.
the product might be hazardous to health
and possibly lethal to humans,
even children above the age of 3.
we distance ourselves completely
from all kinds
of improper handling.
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