Do Not Use This Hair Dryer in the Bathtub
Even if you are committedÂ
to time management
One of the habits
of highly effective people
is not to become a lightning rod.
You are not a coyote
in a cartoon, and your hair will not rise
whimsically like an audience giving
a standing ovation to a child's
performance instead you will burn
like a slice of breadÂ
left too long in the toaster,
which should also not be used
in the bathtub.
Even if you are committedÂ
to time management
One of the habits
of highly effective people
is not to become a lightning rod.
You are not a coyote
in a cartoon, and your hair will not rise
whimsically like an audience giving
a standing ovation to a child's
performance instead you will burn
like a slice of breadÂ
left too long in the toaster,
which should also not be used
in the bathtub.
The secret of poetry is cruelty.--Jon Anderson