02-06-2018, 01:09 AM
Dogs are crazy.
It is unrealistic to be in the same room with them at all times, because they make it impossible to clean. While you pick up the poop, you use one hand to hold back a puppy trying to lick your face, while another is peeing, and another is sliding in that pee. If you spend enough time around them, you know which ones won't fight each other when you turn away for a second,
so there are a couple of ways this can play out:
Vigilante activists
want freedom for all animals, even family pets, and zoos are impossible to get into. They can run in, open all the doors, and run out before you can even react.
Overzealous parents
can't watch their dog scratch at the gate for you to return. People of all ages can be knocked over by the dog behind theirs, like a balloon bursting, blasting dogs.
The absolute worst
is when the meter man leaves the backyard gate cracked enough to look closed, and the chocolate lab that checks every gate every morning for you finally succeeds.
It is unrealistic to be in the same room with them at all times, because they make it impossible to clean. While you pick up the poop, you use one hand to hold back a puppy trying to lick your face, while another is peeing, and another is sliding in that pee. If you spend enough time around them, you know which ones won't fight each other when you turn away for a second,
so there are a couple of ways this can play out:
Vigilante activists
want freedom for all animals, even family pets, and zoos are impossible to get into. They can run in, open all the doors, and run out before you can even react.
Overzealous parents
can't watch their dog scratch at the gate for you to return. People of all ages can be knocked over by the dog behind theirs, like a balloon bursting, blasting dogs.
The absolute worst
is when the meter man leaves the backyard gate cracked enough to look closed, and the chocolate lab that checks every gate every morning for you finally succeeds.
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches