01-26-2018, 06:15 AM
Failed Tinder Profile
or Anyone Can Find a Useful Pretext to Break Off Relations
1) Unattractive young man (for a spastic)
2) Six separate venereal diseases
3) A big nose: specializing in pharmaceuticals
4) Lives in a remodeled shit-strewn vacant lot you can smell for miles
5) Barely able to drive, always blacking out
6) Barely able to accommodate people, but there’s nothing mean or petty about mail order whores—performing unmentionable services trying to fuck me.
7) Neither queer nor available
or Anyone Can Find a Useful Pretext to Break Off Relations
1) Unattractive young man (for a spastic)
2) Six separate venereal diseases
3) A big nose: specializing in pharmaceuticals
4) Lives in a remodeled shit-strewn vacant lot you can smell for miles
5) Barely able to drive, always blacking out
6) Barely able to accommodate people, but there’s nothing mean or petty about mail order whores—performing unmentionable services trying to fuck me.
7) Neither queer nor available
The secret of poetry is cruelty.--Jon Anderson