IISZ 2018 Challenge #1 - Cut Up Folktale

[Lizzie]

Restored to Her Human Form Again

There was once a man who had his wife again, his wife again, his wife again, but it was too hot and terrible, and still he had no hope of a child.

The parents could not comfort themselves that there was once a man, at length was sickly and small, a little dwarf that came. They had no rest or peace until one day he went inside but the maiden took a knife and cut off his little finger. Some people said, “I smell the flesh of men.”

Keith wrote:

She had lost
the flesh of men
and had to be privately
rolled against his drumstick,
now she went continually,
she went continually.

What was she now?
one of her little fingers
came to the bottom.
The dwarf said
"put it in, put it in"
but it was too hot
and terrible.

Awesome.

I also enjoy corrupting children's literature.

Thanks for the laughs, guys.