Coke Zero

[shemthepenman]

cos we always had "coke zero"?
love the poem.

exactly. so now, whenever the question of “but what was there before the big bang?” comes up, you’ll have an answer. . . coke zero. and it’ll be there long after the universe is dead.

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In our day we had Pepsi Free. - Tasted like ass. How anyone could market Aspartame and sleep at night scares me. At least I've got fluoride on tap.

Enjoyed this Shem,
Paul

Pepsi Free! jesus christ, how old are you, man!? but yeah, anything with the word “free” or “diet” in the name generally tastes like a sugar sandwich with tinfoil for bread.