Metre

[Leanne]

I find regular meter predictable, infantile, boring....nay, barbaric.
It's challenging to write in regular meter and still not frustrate the reader, but so is swinging your schlong between two neodymium magnets. There are better things to do.
Free verse is the only verse there should be.

I find comments about meter being predictable predictable. There are indeed better things to do, like learning how to write in meter without the assistance of repulsive magnets.