NaPoMo NZ Day 15 - unreliable narrator

[just mercedes]

 
 
Rules: Write a poem for national poetry month NZ on the topic or form described. Each poem should appear as a separate reply to this thread. The goal is to, at the end of the month have written 30 poems for National Poetry Month NZ. 


Topic 15: Write a poem, somehow referencing NZ, from the perspective of an unreliable narrator.
 
I don’t think you need any links for this.
 
https://nzhistory.govt.nz/culture/americas-cup
 

Form : any
Line requirements: 8 lines or more