10-14-2017, 06:27 AM
Forgive me father for i have sinned.
Today a clerk gave me too much change
and I kept it, knowing she could get in trouble.
I used your name in vain, several times
when I was pulled over for not stopping all the way.
And I lied to the police officer. I said I pooped my pants
and was almost home but I had just left the house
where I cheated on my wife, with a prostitute
who died, because I gave her too much heroin.
Then I killed her pet kea because I thought they could talk.
I'm a terrible person, it's eating my soul, I'll do anything
to get this weight off my chest. Please father
I see I did wrong and I won't do it again.
What am I saying, I wont change.
Today a clerk gave me too much change
and I kept it, knowing she could get in trouble.
I used your name in vain, several times
when I was pulled over for not stopping all the way.
And I lied to the police officer. I said I pooped my pants
and was almost home but I had just left the house
where I cheated on my wife, with a prostitute
who died, because I gave her too much heroin.
Then I killed her pet kea because I thought they could talk.
I'm a terrible person, it's eating my soul, I'll do anything
to get this weight off my chest. Please father
I see I did wrong and I won't do it again.
What am I saying, I wont change.
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches

