10-05-2017, 06:08 AM
Forgot to put the garbage out,
oh hell to pay.
Why does marriage have to be this way?
Can't be arsed to walk the dog
but I'll do it any way
because he always loves me,
sleet or shine,
still wags his little tail
when I'm drinking too much wine.
My wife has morphed into a porcupine.
However I treat him, he loves me
just the same,
so I treat him fine, I treat him fine.
My shrink has blocked me from his private line.
My wife, she's morphed into a porcupine.
oh hell to pay.
Why does marriage have to be this way?
Can't be arsed to walk the dog
but I'll do it any way
because he always loves me,
sleet or shine,
still wags his little tail
when I'm drinking too much wine.
My wife has morphed into a porcupine.
However I treat him, he loves me
just the same,
so I treat him fine, I treat him fine.
My shrink has blocked me from his private line.
My wife, she's morphed into a porcupine.