NaPoMo NZ Day 5 - Historical figure

[Keith]

An Interview with Russell Crowe

Hi Russell, great to see you.
Do you think you could sing us something from Les Mis,
Rusell, where you going Rusell.
Please come back.
Rusell I was only joking.

Bill Gallagher

It was breakfast as I recall,
we'd spent half the night
bringing down sheep from the top paddock.
The cattle had pushed through the hedge
and we nearly lost the lot.

That morning Mother wanted me to run her into market.
Hamilton was busy and we had the little one with us.
On the way back the Model T I was driving
broke down. I was trying to fix it and I asked my son
to hold a loose connection on the ignition coil
while I tried to start the engine.

Well the poor little blighter touched
the wrong side of the coil and it kicked him on his arse.
I suppose I should have shouted Eureka,
you know like that Greek bloke.
Because I tried to get little Bill
back under the hood of that car
but he wouldnt go anywhere near it.

Well thats when I thought of it
how to keep the cattle off the fence.
It was simple really, a car battery, cable,
posts and insulators, all boosted by the trembler coil
off my old Model T. It worked a treat.
I ended up building a whole factory
to make em for other farmers like me.
Hell, I bet I could sell them all over the world
if I tried.