10-03-2017, 08:25 AM
I robbed the bank
of the old free spirits,
thank god for the eighties.
Look at me ma, no limits.
Back-pack packed full with freedom
and pipe smoke dreams
I'll do a month then find a job
Kiwis are so friendly says
the travel agents team.
Big island, little island
or was it north and south?
better let them know I'm safe,
the press said don't worry
it was only a smallish quake.
Between Moonshine and Totara Park
lies the realm of Isengard, Hobbiton
was amazing I bought the real ring,
in fact, so amazing I bought
the whole damn thing.
Glacier by helicopter,
tandom jump with Brad.
Monies running out now
better let them know I'm sad.
Time to get a job they said
so this princess needs to work,
what there's nothing for me?
no I won't clean others dirt.
I know I said six month and well
its only been the one,
but I miss you all so much
and all the fun has gone.
Alternative ending
and all the monies gone,
so piss off back home.
of the old free spirits,
thank god for the eighties.
Look at me ma, no limits.
Back-pack packed full with freedom
and pipe smoke dreams
I'll do a month then find a job
Kiwis are so friendly says
the travel agents team.
Big island, little island
or was it north and south?
better let them know I'm safe,
the press said don't worry
it was only a smallish quake.
Between Moonshine and Totara Park
lies the realm of Isengard, Hobbiton
was amazing I bought the real ring,
in fact, so amazing I bought
the whole damn thing.
Glacier by helicopter,
tandom jump with Brad.
Monies running out now
better let them know I'm sad.
Time to get a job they said
so this princess needs to work,
what there's nothing for me?
no I won't clean others dirt.
I know I said six month and well
its only been the one,
but I miss you all so much
and all the fun has gone.
Alternative ending
and all the monies gone,
so piss off back home.
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out