Tenancy agreement
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I'm being kicked out.
My body spent £3.50p
on an advert. Wanted:
a warm soul to fit inside
a fifty three year old shell.

I'm not really bothered,
the place has got too big
for me, the plumbing's
knackered, I can't see shit
through the windows,
and I've been growing cannabis
in the loft for years.

We've had a few to look around,
they all say the same thing.
It smells funny and needs too much work.
Well, at least I have one more night in his bed,
I better lie in it.

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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Tenancy agreement - by Keith - 09-07-2017, 03:06 AM
RE: Tenancy agreement - by billy - 09-07-2017, 05:47 PM
RE: Tenancy agreement - by Keith - 09-12-2017, 04:51 AM
RE: Tenancy agreement - by ClaireLou - 09-07-2017, 07:44 PM
RE: Tenancy agreement - by ellajam - 09-07-2017, 08:25 PM
RE: Tenancy agreement - by RiverNotch - 09-07-2017, 09:48 PM
RE: Tenancy agreement - by Achebe - 09-12-2017, 02:49 PM
RE: Tenancy agreement - by Keith - 09-18-2017, 05:08 AM
RE: Tenancy agreement - by Quixilated - 10-02-2017, 03:33 AM
RE: Tenancy agreement - by Keith - 10-03-2017, 07:07 AM



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