08-28-2017, 12:27 AM
Self-improvement
Brad Pitt once told me
self-improvement is masturbation,
but I’ll tell ya, Brad
you don’t have much more
to improve upon.
You sure as hell aren’t
masturbating a lot.
Brad Pitt once told me
self-improvement is masturbation,
but I’ll tell ya, Brad
you don’t have much more
to improve upon.
You sure as hell aren’t
masturbating a lot.
I've always wanted to live in a world where it's okay to pronounce both L's in my name.