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I know your type -                           On the attack -
so full of hype,                                you're worthless you hack!
you groan and gripe                      Cut you some slack?
that fruits aren't ripe.                     Stay on track!
Think you're a wizard?                  You got me gaggin'
Here take a lizard,                          on all of your braggin'. 
cut out the gizzard,                        Think you're so swaggin' 
conjure a blizzard.                         to summon a dragon!
Suddenly freezing?                        Suddenly bleeding?
Can't stop sneezing,                      It's just what you're needing.
coughing, and wheezing?            Temperature's heating,
Hands on neck, squeezing?         the creature is feeding!
'Cause I'm the killer!                      'Cause now you're the ghost
You'll be the filler                           deserving to roast.
that fits in my chiller,                     I'm raising a toast:
later the griller.                               It's my turn to boast!
So sick of your crap,                     I'm leading the flock!
deserving a slap.                           I'm breaking the lock!
You step in my trap;                       Oh, what a shock...
I tighten the strap.                          There's plenty in stock.

Here's the berry.                              Here's the berry.
It's very scary.                                 It's very scary




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I know your type -                           On the attack -
so full of hype,                                your work is a hack.
you groan and gripe                      Cut you some slack?
that fruits aren't ripe.                     Lay off the crack!
Think you're a wizard?                  Drunk on a flagon,
Here take a lizard,                          you got me gaggin' 
cut out the gizzard,                        on all of your braggin'. 
conjure a blizzard.                         Summon a dragon!
Suddenly freezing?                        Suddenly bleeding?
Can't stop sneezing,                      It's just what you're needing.
coughing, and wheezing?            Temperature's heating,
Hands on neck, squeezing?         the creature is feeding!
'Cause I'm the monster!               'Cause you're the ghost
A friendly imposter                         deserving to roast.
pretending to sponsor                   It's my turn to boast:
your feelings, fostered.                  The host with the most!
But you're full of crap,                    I'm leading the flock!
deserving a slap.                            I'm breaking the lock!
You step in my trap;                        Oh, what a shock...
I tighten the strap.                          There's plenty in stock.

Here's the berry.                              Here's the berry.
It's very scary.                                 It's very scary