05-01-2017, 01:59 AM
Stray Thoughts on Ivanka
Triggered by the eyeless look
of the egg-white omelet warming
the morning shows, I thought of
an all-white breakfast, so I tossed
an egg-white omelet, sprinkled
shredded mozzarella with two
ass-shakes of white pepper.
At lunch I plated parsnips and chive tips,
a galloping dollop of cottage cheese -
large curds of course – huge, actually,
then three slices of teeth whitener.
Dinner was easy – blanched cauliflower
with hominy, sugar cubes over mayo
and tutu’ed angel food.
Tonight – Parmesan popcorn, thank you,
and New York fashion snow falling
beyond a steam-frosted window,
now yours for three easy payments.
Triggered by the eyeless look
of the egg-white omelet warming
the morning shows, I thought of
an all-white breakfast, so I tossed
an egg-white omelet, sprinkled
shredded mozzarella with two
ass-shakes of white pepper.
At lunch I plated parsnips and chive tips,
a galloping dollop of cottage cheese -
large curds of course – huge, actually,
then three slices of teeth whitener.
Dinner was easy – blanched cauliflower
with hominy, sugar cubes over mayo
and tutu’ed angel food.
Tonight – Parmesan popcorn, thank you,
and New York fashion snow falling
beyond a steam-frosted window,
now yours for three easy payments.