04-29-2017, 09:32 AM
In The Act
The terminology is 'petty crook'
but I am not so petty as to
not at least acknowledge
the prowess of the police force who found
my partner and I swimming in bank notes.
My friend clapped in handcuffs, which is to say,
he clapped very quietly
because his wrists were so close together.
The whole effect was rather polite;
the detective inspector took a bow
before throwing us into the back of the van.
We shivered to the station in bracelets
and speedos, the queen still nestled in my
gluteal cleft, half smiling, stoically.
The terminology is 'petty crook'
but I am not so petty as to
not at least acknowledge
the prowess of the police force who found
my partner and I swimming in bank notes.
My friend clapped in handcuffs, which is to say,
he clapped very quietly
because his wrists were so close together.
The whole effect was rather polite;
the detective inspector took a bow
before throwing us into the back of the van.
We shivered to the station in bracelets
and speedos, the queen still nestled in my
gluteal cleft, half smiling, stoically.