NaPM April 26, 2017
#8
How many swear words do you know?

Mum and dad were out for a meal,
the four children sat around
the kitchen table, the tape recorder
in the middle, they each took a turn.

Fuck
Piss
Shit
Arse hole
Wanker

Scrapping the barrel and descending into laughter with a final
Gorillas Goolies.

Irene and Harry had come round for drinks
I was sitting quiet hoping
to stay up past my bed time.
Oh, said my dad, you must have a listen to this
I got hold of a country and western compilation
from work, Its got all the greats.

Jolene
The Gambler
Always on my mind
Crazy
Walk the line
Ill never get out of this world alive
These boots are made for walking
Here have a listen

Fuck
Piss
Shit
Arse hole
Wanker

And I still couldn't stop myself Laughing at
Gorillas Goolies.

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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NaPM April 26, 2017 - by Todd - 04-26-2017, 12:59 PM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by just mercedes - 04-26-2017, 02:39 PM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by rayheinrich - 04-26-2017, 04:16 PM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by just mercedes - 04-26-2017, 04:47 PM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by ellajam - 04-26-2017, 07:16 PM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by CRNDLSM - 04-27-2017, 12:27 AM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by Todd - 04-27-2017, 12:49 AM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by Keith - 04-27-2017, 01:16 AM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by Lizzie - 04-27-2017, 06:36 AM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by dukealien - 04-27-2017, 06:50 AM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by Donald Q. - 04-27-2017, 08:49 AM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by Franklin'sMan - 04-27-2017, 02:50 PM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by just mercedes - 04-27-2017, 09:46 PM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by Keith - 04-27-2017, 08:47 PM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by kolemath - 04-28-2017, 08:03 AM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by nibbed - 04-28-2017, 11:27 AM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by Lizzie - 04-28-2017, 03:23 PM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by Tracy Mitchell - 04-29-2017, 04:12 AM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by dukealien - 04-30-2017, 11:05 AM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by Tracy Mitchell - 05-03-2017, 11:49 PM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by ellajam - 05-04-2017, 12:57 AM
RE: NaPM April 26, 2017 - by RiverNotch - 05-03-2017, 06:51 PM



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