04-24-2017, 10:57 PM
Once dinosaurs
Once dinosaurs had scales
now it seems that they had feathers -
were they big birds after all
and naught of evolution true?
Because dinosaurs flew,
I portend brisk ticket sales
from the Trump card carrying bubbas
at the Museum of Creation's human zoo.
What were they thinking, paleontologists,
in digging up those fossils
that showed how long the wings of a diplodocus grew?
But stress could make poor Ross ill,
a subject for oncologists,
and so I'll hold off on blaming that bumbling crew.
Once dinosaurs had scales
now it seems that they had feathers -
were they big birds after all
and naught of evolution true?
Because dinosaurs flew,
I portend brisk ticket sales
from the Trump card carrying bubbas
at the Museum of Creation's human zoo.
What were they thinking, paleontologists,
in digging up those fossils
that showed how long the wings of a diplodocus grew?
But stress could make poor Ross ill,
a subject for oncologists,
and so I'll hold off on blaming that bumbling crew.
~ I think I just quoted myself - Achebe