04-20-2017, 05:10 AM
Napoleon Named Secretary of Agriculture
I have lived off the blood
of the land, led the Battle
of the Cowshed, and though foreign-born,
crops grow and animals graze
on both sides of this ocean.
What I have done for the Beasts
of England, I can do here. I care
for worker productivity,
so health is a priority. You work
like a draft horse all your life,
and then get sick. The President
and I will send a doctor’s cart
to every home. So that you
can return to work,
and labor for greatness
even harder than before.
We are all animals and all
are equal before God,
but let’s talk about some animals.
I have lived off the blood
of the land, led the Battle
of the Cowshed, and though foreign-born,
crops grow and animals graze
on both sides of this ocean.
What I have done for the Beasts
of England, I can do here. I care
for worker productivity,
so health is a priority. You work
like a draft horse all your life,
and then get sick. The President
and I will send a doctor’s cart
to every home. So that you
can return to work,
and labor for greatness
even harder than before.
We are all animals and all
are equal before God,
but let’s talk about some animals.
The secret of poetry is cruelty.--Jon Anderson