04-18-2017, 08:56 AM
Imagine the First Dumb Monkey that Loved a Shiny Rock
Welcome to Demand-A-Diamond!
What's the occasion?
Engaged?
How wonderful for everyone!
These diamonds are conflict free,
(meaning you won't regret getting the bigger one).
And don't worry honey,
after you leave him, it'll bring you plenty at the pawn shop,
(even if I'm charging him three times what it's worth.
It's all about you honey and the experience).
It's worth it!
Yes sir it is!
Now how will be be paying?
Welcome to Demand-A-Diamond!
What's the occasion?
Engaged?
How wonderful for everyone!
These diamonds are conflict free,
(meaning you won't regret getting the bigger one).
And don't worry honey,
after you leave him, it'll bring you plenty at the pawn shop,
(even if I'm charging him three times what it's worth.
It's all about you honey and the experience).
It's worth it!
Yes sir it is!
Now how will be be paying?
Thanks to this Forum
