04-17-2017, 01:15 PM
Birthday Surprise
Yes darling, it's dad,
well, I love you, too!
Ya know, it's that time of year!
I was wondering...
since you are unemployed,
yes, and struggling
I am so sorry...
I was wondering if I could,
I mean maybe it's a wee bit dishonest,
and you haven't lived with me in over 15 years...
but, I was wondering...today's the deadline...
I'm on the other line with my accountant.
Can I write you off as my dependent?
Yes darling, it's dad,
well, I love you, too!
Ya know, it's that time of year!
I was wondering...
since you are unemployed,
yes, and struggling
I am so sorry...
I was wondering if I could,
I mean maybe it's a wee bit dishonest,
and you haven't lived with me in over 15 years...
but, I was wondering...today's the deadline...
I'm on the other line with my accountant.
Can I write you off as my dependent?
there's always a better reason to love