NaPM April 11, 2017

[rayheinrich]

                               

                               
                               

                                There was once a great God that looked a whole lot like an armadillo.
                                After forever it became bored.
                                God tried to create excitement, but it couldn't.
                                So God thought to itself:  
                                "If I can't create excitement, maybe I can create something else."
                                So it tried,
                                and tried,
                                and after forever a teapot appeared.

                                God was excited.

                                But, after another forever, God became bored again.
                                So God asked the teapot for advice and the teapot said:
                                "Why don't you make a sugar bowl?"
                                So God made a sugar bowl and was excited again.

                                And yes, after even another forever God became bored again,
                                but God knew what to do now and kept making
                                more things and more things and more things
                                (which included us and the rest of the universe)
                                and was never bored forever again.

                                And that's how sugar bowls were created.