04-10-2017, 11:24 AM
I can't remember the last time I watched the news.
Did they ever do a story about Tom and Lily's
welcome home party? Or about the cup
of sugar Nina lent me the other day? She's so sweet.
I'd like to see a segment about the missing
gloves we found on the playground last week.
I stopped watching because no one could tell me
where to plant my carrots, or how much sun
tomatoes need. Nobody had a decent recipe
for cherry pie. I never lent a cup
of anything to anyone –
they said to stay inside.
Did they ever do a story about Tom and Lily's
welcome home party? Or about the cup
of sugar Nina lent me the other day? She's so sweet.
I'd like to see a segment about the missing
gloves we found on the playground last week.
I stopped watching because no one could tell me
where to plant my carrots, or how much sun
tomatoes need. Nobody had a decent recipe
for cherry pie. I never lent a cup
of anything to anyone –
they said to stay inside.