A giant bowl of whipped cream
and chocolate chips is all the boy
wanted from the buffet. He prepped
all day to stuff his face. Showing
his glorious dessert to his bro's
at the table, dipped the spoon, shoved
a heaping portion in his mouth,
only to ask for ten more years,
'Why would anyone ever put sour cream at the dessert bar?!'
I'll never forget at the vet I worked for, a family brought a cat in to be spayed. After anesthetized it, making an insertion, the doctor looks up and says, 'this cat is a boy!' They parts were so small no one had any idea
and chocolate chips is all the boy
wanted from the buffet. He prepped
all day to stuff his face. Showing
his glorious dessert to his bro's
at the table, dipped the spoon, shoved
a heaping portion in his mouth,
only to ask for ten more years,
'Why would anyone ever put sour cream at the dessert bar?!'
I'll never forget at the vet I worked for, a family brought a cat in to be spayed. After anesthetized it, making an insertion, the doctor looks up and says, 'this cat is a boy!' They parts were so small no one had any idea
(04-01-2017, 04:53 PM)billy Wrote: Lothario.
Testicles the cat,
My ginger fuckin' Tom
Had majestic balls that swung
Slung between his hairy legs.
Below a puckered arse
Queens would swoon.
As the Titaned Titan crooned;
Then silence in a whisker's peace
Followed with another rasping croony tune.
And then he lost
His sexy voice
Care of the local vet.
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches