04-01-2017, 02:46 PM
This is burrealist's fault. I read 'bear' below the link to this post, and off it went. 
After Goldilocks
Momma Bear thinks Goldilocks should have
been locked up. She’s angry. Baby Bear misses
his friend. He liked having someone smaller
than him in the house.He’s sad. Poppa Bear
agrees with Momma for the sake of peace but
secretly he doesn’t think it’s Goldi’s fault.
‘What kind of parents’ wonders Momma ‘allow
a child that age to go walking into the woods,
all alone?’ She’s disgusted. Baby Bear doesn’t
like being alone much, doesn’t understand why
anyone is afraid of the woods. He’s confused.
Poppa nods, wonders about Momma’s parents
though. He’s not investing in this situation.
Frantic when Goldi didn’t come home that night,
her mother called the police, who found her deep
in the forest, in bed with a young bear. Two adults
were asleep in the same room. Arrested and charged
with unlawful imprisonment, the Bears asked the
Hells Angel’s lawyer to represent them in court. He
was sharp, and cheap.
‘She broke and entered, why wasn’t she charged?’
Momma got stroppy fast. ‘Who’s going to pay for
the broken chair? When will Baby get his bed-clothes
back from forensics?’ The rape charge was dropped
after Goldi underwent physical examination by a
Court-appointed doctor. ‘I don’t mind sleeping
on the rug beside my bed.’ Baby Bear makes peace.
Poppa Bear, who’s usually just right, wants them
to think about it from the police’s point of view.
‘Remember, we’re three hairy homosexual males
who ride motorbikes. They don’t understand us
at all, never seen gay men make a family before.
Just be glad we got off so lightly. Home detention
is no problem in winter; we’ll hibernate at home.
And maybe it’s time to look around for a little
baby sister bear for you, son. Your Momma is
a great little mother, for a man.’
After Goldilocks
Momma Bear thinks Goldilocks should have
been locked up. She’s angry. Baby Bear misses
his friend. He liked having someone smaller
than him in the house.He’s sad. Poppa Bear
agrees with Momma for the sake of peace but
secretly he doesn’t think it’s Goldi’s fault.
‘What kind of parents’ wonders Momma ‘allow
a child that age to go walking into the woods,
all alone?’ She’s disgusted. Baby Bear doesn’t
like being alone much, doesn’t understand why
anyone is afraid of the woods. He’s confused.
Poppa nods, wonders about Momma’s parents
though. He’s not investing in this situation.
Frantic when Goldi didn’t come home that night,
her mother called the police, who found her deep
in the forest, in bed with a young bear. Two adults
were asleep in the same room. Arrested and charged
with unlawful imprisonment, the Bears asked the
Hells Angel’s lawyer to represent them in court. He
was sharp, and cheap.
‘She broke and entered, why wasn’t she charged?’
Momma got stroppy fast. ‘Who’s going to pay for
the broken chair? When will Baby get his bed-clothes
back from forensics?’ The rape charge was dropped
after Goldi underwent physical examination by a
Court-appointed doctor. ‘I don’t mind sleeping
on the rug beside my bed.’ Baby Bear makes peace.
Poppa Bear, who’s usually just right, wants them
to think about it from the police’s point of view.
‘Remember, we’re three hairy homosexual males
who ride motorbikes. They don’t understand us
at all, never seen gay men make a family before.
Just be glad we got off so lightly. Home detention
is no problem in winter; we’ll hibernate at home.
And maybe it’s time to look around for a little
baby sister bear for you, son. Your Momma is
a great little mother, for a man.’