-zilla

[Lizzie]

Are you sure alley cats aren't Chinese cuisine?

A dodgy Chinese joint in a dark inner city alley doesn't sit well with the banana split freeways. I got the impression that you were talking about boring American city design (not New York city) that has no downtown, no cafes worth the name, but endless malls and gas stations and parks that you drive to as opposed to walk to, because they're so damned far away.
Chic-fil-As and burger joints inhabit such a world.

Personally, I've never seen a Chick-fil-A. Or a Piggly Wiggly. I take it on faith that they exist.

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Hi nibbed! Thanks for the critique! The title is there because of Todd's critique (fiddle while Rome burns). If you have a suggestion for a different title or just don't like this one, I'd be open to changing it. I'm crap with titles, so I almost always need help in that department.

The spinning fists is a good image. I see that Mothra has that giggle effect -- I wonder if it's because the movies were so bad, or maybe the reference is just cliche. But, then I am making jokes about bananas and rats and cats, so it is a mix of serious and silly.

Welcome to the Pen!