valentine's

[Lizzie]

Why not skip the flowers? Instead tell your woman she's beautiful, smack her on the tush and go down south for two hours. If you really want the day to be special, that is....

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Also, i feel like my pome would be infinitely better with a condom reference... but can't quite get it to fit....

Like a 'coming home with Death' reference, just spell coming differently?

Ha, can't get it to fit.