THREATS

[CRNDLSM]

Here's another fatherhood humor poem that could probably use a little help.


THREATS

Staring at their faces
I know it better be good
They don't always workpronouns are confusing here,  who what's don't work? 
Even though they should

Something to scare
Something to astound
Something that shows I'm not messing around

Timeout is soft
Naptime is weak
It's gotta be something that doesn't sound meek I don't like meek 

I want them to know
I'm nobody's stooge
The threat should be epic, unforgettable, huge

The Earth will tremble
The mountains will rock
Is a year without food, too much
to pick up a sock?I almost want this line to be longer because of the too much.  I like what you're saying though, this is funny