PWoF 2016 - Topic 09 - Sept. 30

[RiverNotch]

Ode to an intimate friend


Each day I take you in my hand and turn
your switch to ‘On’; you start, you never spurn
advances from me, always in the mood

and instantly you’re in, and start to churn.
I move you slowly, each side then return,
pulsating tremors I can feel within

and every nook and cranny feels your touch.
I think I fantasize a bit too much
while using you inside me. You’re so hard.
I think of you as my own bodyguard.
Your stimulation energizes me,
my gums and teeth are healthy as can be.

I mean, the misdirection is a good deal of what makes this poem, but I cannot resist:
my sex drive is as healthy as can be
my [lovely] is a shaken martini
my mind is blown -- far better than a [bee]
my -- STERLING! you'd better not messed with the battery

Gut punch good.