Ray's Shakespearean Woes

[rayheinrich]

       
        An odd lady in blighted Australia;
        Dressed in lexical paraphernalia.
        She'd protest way too much,
        Diss The Bard (or some such),
        But her verse? Much the same, I can tell ya.
       
       
        Some vile lass from Australia proclaimed:
        "It's The Bard; he's been mortally maimed!"
        Then she pointed at me;
        And she screamed "It is he!"
        No one saw me.  So no, I'd been framed.