09-17-2016, 07:50 AM
Little iamb, who made thee,
dost thou know who made thee?
gave thee life, and had thee pee'd
into poetry that no one'd read?
'twas Will who willed thy existence -
(actually Wyatt, but he was a twat,
or Geoffrey Chaucer, supreme tosser,
and proud of it, a pretty cool cat),
and Will is now dead, thanks to a man from Texas
chased and run down on the I-9 by a Lexus.
dost thou know who made thee?
gave thee life, and had thee pee'd
into poetry that no one'd read?
'twas Will who willed thy existence -
(actually Wyatt, but he was a twat,
or Geoffrey Chaucer, supreme tosser,
and proud of it, a pretty cool cat),
and Will is now dead, thanks to a man from Texas
chased and run down on the I-9 by a Lexus.
~ I think I just quoted myself - Achebe

