08-23-2016, 04:48 PM
Though, in their defense, they're helping to curb global climate change*.
*Considering the carbon footprint (mainly due to manufacture and shipment) of pooh tickets (AusE)/ loo roles (BrE)/ ass wipe (AmE).
P.S. And you've not even the option of getting a Masters in Advertisement Copywriting (which has been shown to perk up any BA),
because it requires a nose so brown that it is frequently mistaken (along with its owner) for the source of its coloration.
*Considering the carbon footprint (mainly due to manufacture and shipment) of pooh tickets (AusE)/ loo roles (BrE)/ ass wipe (AmE).
P.S. And you've not even the option of getting a Masters in Advertisement Copywriting (which has been shown to perk up any BA),
because it requires a nose so brown that it is frequently mistaken (along with its owner) for the source of its coloration.

